Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Girls on Plateau

Lucky are those who haven’t met a girl who thinks and believes she’s on top of the entire universe. Who believes that she looks like Nicole Kidman, but in truth looks like the moon’s crater. Who think she wields men like Angelina when she has a charm of a medusa; and whose pristine nature that you’d just love to coat in molten tar. But for those who already have met her kind, there’s nothing left to do but to pat yourselves at the back if you haven’t bled her to death (yet). It just goes to show that the good human will is so strong to restrain ourselves from necessary bloodshed even if we’ll be doing the world an immense favor.

I’m all for women empowerment, but if extended to the very wrong context, I’ll be the first one to negate their kind. Seriously, I’ve met and always heard stories about women who just love elevating themselves and putting the rest of humankind down. They do good deeds extra sweeter when they want to achieve personal gains, but normally, they’re like ancestors of the Witches of Eastwick. Talking sense is senseless to their kind and they only listen to what they want to hear. They can easily survive on fake interactions when others hold their bile of disgust. They are the ones who demand respect, but do not know how to earn it. No matter how one tries to educate and counterattack their actions, the efforts are always put in vain. It seems letting them wallow in their fantasy is the more profitable resort and easier resort for everybody.


THE PLATEAU

There is a girl I know, and most of my friends know, who has an attitude of a certified Biatch with no assets to compensate nor any mind-boggling, world-saving talents to spare. She can read, write, analyze and speak in English, especially if she is staging her biatch act. Seriously, you can never call a girl a certified biatch if she cannot hold a nasty English line. If she can’t, it would just be too comical and pitiful. “Biatches” should project that they're elite and elite people don't come in “baroquish” English or carabao English. If they do, they'll just amount to females undergoing premature menopausal, or simply jolog “matons.”

This kind of girl's fantasies, do not fall short though. This girl thinks that she’s the most beautiful girl in the whole floor, building and world. She projects it with her walk. She possesses a certain aristocratic stance and her glaring is piercing, unwavering. She has enough grace to justify her “supposed” lineage until you smell her attitude.

Here is the most smelly part. She thinks that in whatever she desires, she should be the one and THE ONLY one to get it. She doesn’t share anything, any person and most especially the spotlight. She is so ambitious that her failures become daggers that she pierces on humans as a consolation. If she doesn’t get what she wants she climbs the drastic plateau to get whatever satisfaction at other people’s expense although her strategies are very limited.

Her strategies are often acts of cowardice. She throws condescending to self-uplifting statements in the air specifically in pantries, in floors, in meetings, in her desk. Whenever there’s an audience, she uses it to her advantage. AT some point, it’s more satisfying for her if the object of her gloat is there. She can attack subtly like a typical coward.

Aside from that, she also flawlessly backstabs the object of her hatred. She sees spreading lies as her glorious attack. She makes everything juicy to the utmost gruesome details so the negative attention would be shifted away from her, leaving her only with the spotlight. If the victim is pliant, willing and intimidated, she continues on her rampage as long as she feels like it, not necessary until she gets her goal.

She also uses everything and everyone to her own personal goals. She is a natural con artist that captures the trust and comfort of people who have more power and more positive attributes. Since she doesn’t have any, she uses other people’s greatness. She knew early on that she would never get ahead on her own. She never believes in team work, but she believes in manipulation. There’s a strict difference.

Women like her are ambitious, maybe too ambitious and unrealistic. They aspire to be the best in everything. They do whatever it takes even at the expense of others. They desire to be the object of someone’s affection and broadcast it to the world, even though they know it's a dream, they think they should fulfill.

Anyone can easily identify them. I’ve seen, read and experienced and hopefully destroyed some of them to last me a lifetime. Physically, some have the looks, but do not have the crown to beauty. They’re mostly average or below than average, which justifies their personalities to the core. They dress themselves in regality and they boast it to the world. They display and attest their supremacy with words and materials, not in action and deeds. They bask in the idea of bitchiness to shield them from attacks that they know they would never be able to handle. They pride themselves for being nasty because that’s the only trait that sets them apart. They’d rather be exaggerated, flamboyant, nasty and destructive rather than being seen as AVERAGE.

It’s so easy to spot their kind, and actually it’s so easy to dismiss them. The thing is our efforts will be lost to eternity and we just realize that we’re better off doing something more productive, something more positive. You have to understand that their kind, these girls, NEVER EVER FEEL sorry for themselves because they know that deep inside the whole world already FEELS sorry for them. They live in a plateau. They do not even deserve to be called average, but we all know that being "average" is more than what they deserve.


*Khae, this post is for your entertainment and for his realizations.

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